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• Question: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS? - tumblrbot
• Answer:

  ROBOTS!! 

"KONY 2012" may be a scam. Don't be influenced by propaganda

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I do not doubt for a second that those involved in KONY 2012 have great intentions, nor do I doubt for a second that Joseph Kony is a very evil man. But despite this, I’m strongly opposed to the KONY 2012 campaign.

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(via lilac-hour)

Nothing…just an ordinary man with his gigantically f***ing enormously big dog which he could probably put a saddle on and ride it like a horse

My friend’s first Ollie onto a curb. Not bad.

I have no gawd dam idea what to write about. Like don”t even know what you’re supposed to do on tumblr, from what I’ve seen I think you’re supposed to rip professional photography off someone and then just post in on your wall or whatever the fuck it’s called. Well today I heard these two cats fighting, it was some intense shit going down and oh cats sound like babies when they meow. Or maybe that’s just me I dunno. Now I don’t know that to type. Great. Oh now I do, like today I was buying a bottle of water (WHY WOULD YOU BUY WATER WILLIAM?!?!) and the checkout chick was like: 85 cents. Now what I did was give her a 50 dollar note instead of giving her the exact amount, which I had in my hand and oh she knew I had the exact amount. So when I gave the 50 she just gave this expression which was like: You’re the biggest fucktard I’ve seen in my life. So she gave me the change and the receipt (you never know that water could be poisoned and I could like return it and stuff…oh fuck) and I just went away into a corner. Sat down and drunk the water. No I didn’t, what I actually did was give this artificial smile which was like”hehehehhe..ohfuck. That is all. YOURMUMISINMYCUPBOARD. 

LAKAI! fuck yeah

Holy shi....*head explodes*

Woo made a tumblr, I am now on dirty hipster shores. So f*** what’s new you may ask? I honestly don’t know, or maybe I just can’t be bothered clacking away on my keyboard about anything new. One thing I wondered about today is: when is it too late to say happy new year?, because people are still saying it even now. Like I remember when I used to play cricket in year 8 and my coach was still saying happy new year to people all the way in February. Weird. What are my hobbies? Games. GAMES. MOAR GAMEZ (skyrim, minecraft, battlefield 3, pokemon….when I was 8 or some shit), piano kinda, skateboarding (yes I skate even though it doesn’t look like it, I can do different variations of the ollie onto or off obstacles, pop shuvs, and really really sketchy kickflips), trolling and I would be a dipshit mature guy writing I cook, clean and stuff but no, I just fucking won’t even though I do. <the rest is somewhat copied from my blog “termsapply.blogspot.com” >What music genre do I like? fuck that, ill just name the artists,: justice, the strokes, deadmau5, the naked and famous, oasis, blur, prodigy, foster the people, little red, coldplay, the wombats, gorillaz, beck, phoenix, mstrkrft,franz ferdinand, the verve,the beatles, the kooks, digitalism, just to name a few. Yourmumisinmycupboard. 

Parramatta. Aw yeah.